Only in America do people
drive on a parkway and then park in a driveway....
Only in America do people send goods by car and call it a shipment, then send
goods by a ship and call it cargo.....
Only in America do people have their noses run and their feet smell....
Only in America can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.....
Only in America are there handicapped parking spaces in front of a skating
rink.....
Only in America do people put suits in garment boxes, and then put garments in
suitcases.....
Only in America do drugstores make the sick people walk all the way to the back
of the store to get their prescriptions.....
Only in America do people order a double cheeseburger, large fries, and a diet
coke......
Only in America do banks leave both doors open, and then chain their 50 cent
pens to the counters.....
Only in America do people leave cars worth thousands of dollars in their
driveway, and leave useless junk locked in their garage......
Only in America do we buy hot dogs in packages of 10 and buns in packages of
8.....
And one final question that has puzzled me,
especially here in rural Eastern Oregon...why is it that people have to clean
up after their dogs, but not after their horses or cows?
Saturday, 7 November 2020
Only in America
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