Monday 9 September 2019

Please pray for us

The ‘Times of Malta’ is the most popular and most reliable newspaper on the island with a sterling reputation over the years. This top newspaper yesterday reported the weather forecast, as it does every day. As you can see the temperatures predicted for this week are going to be cataclysmic and outright catastrophic, in particular on Tuesday. The temperature is predicted to be 280 degrees Celsius, which corresponds to 536 degrees Fahrenheit. Luckily it will go down to 30 C degrees the next day, and Tuesday is supposed to be cloudy and rainy - what a relief! But for those of us who have not melted by Wednesday, we need all the prayers we can get! And let’s say a prayer for the unfortunate ‘Times of Malta’ proofreader unless he or she has also melted by then.

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