Here’s a collection of
favorite laws, rules, axioms and one-liners which will bring a smile, a smirk
or simply will make you think before doing something.....
Murphy’s Law: If anything
can go wrong, it will.
Chisholm’s First Law:
When things are going well, something will go wrong.
Simon’s Law: Everything
put together falls apart sooner or later.
Ehrman’s Commentary:
Things will get worse before they get better.
Pudder’s Law: Anything
that begins well, ends badly. Anything that begins bad, ends worse.
The Unspeakable Law: As
soon as you mention something: if it’s good it goes away. If it’s bad, it
happens.
Pattison’s Law of
Electronics: If wires can be connected in two different ways, the first way
blows the fuse.
Farrell’s Law of
Newfangled Gadgetry: The most expensive component is the one that breaks.
O’Brien’s Observation:
The quickest way to find something is to start looking for something else.
Gillette’s Law of
Telephone Dynamics: The phone call you’ve been waiting for comes the
minute you’re out of the door.
Frank’s Phone Phenomena:
If you have a pen, there’s no paper. If you have paper, there’s no pen. If you have both, there’s no message.
Lynch’s Law: When the
going gets tough, everyone leaves.
Flugg’s Law: When you
need to knock on wood, everything around you is made of aluminum and vinyl.
Higdon’s Law: Good
judgement comes from bad experience. Experience comes from bad judgement.
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