Heaven

A couple who were married for 60 years died suddenly and tragically in a car accident. They had lived comfortably all their lives, but had clashed over the last 10 years as the wife always wanted to eat healthy food with plenty of vegetables and lots of fruit. When they arrived at heaven, they were greeted by St. Peter who took them to their apartment, complete with a jacuzzi, and a spectacular view from their bedroom window. The man asked St. Peter: ‘So how much will this apartment cost us?’ ‘Nothing at all – it’s free – this is heaven!’ came St. Peter’s quick answer. Just behind their apartment was a golf course, which they could use whenever they wanted. The man asked right away ‘This is great – so how much do we pay for a round of 18 holes?’ ‘Nothing at all – it’s free – don’t forget, this heaven.’ They proceded to the restaurant where they met hundreds of people indulging in all kinds of food, rows and rows of delicious cuisine from around the world. ‘OK, now how much do we pay to eat here?’ asked the man, for which St. Peter exclaimed ‘don’t you understand – this is heaven, and everything is free here!’ At this point the man turned to his wife and screamed at her....’You see, with all the health food mania of yours, and the low-cholesterol diet you put me through, I could have been here 10 years ago!’