1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.
FREE PUPPIES.
Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.
Father is a Super Dog, able to leap tall fences in a single bound.
WEDDING
DRESS FOR SALE .
Worn once by mistake.
Call Stephanie.
Worn once by mistake.
Call Stephanie.
FOR SALE BY OWNER.
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes.
Excellent condition, £200 or best offer. No longer needed, got married, wife knows everything.
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes.
Excellent condition, £200 or best offer. No longer needed, got married, wife knows everything.
And here are some responses of children at school to various questions asked by their teachers. Quick-witted and sharp children have a way of giving the best response, and when you least expect it.
TEACHER: Why are you late?
STUDENT: Class started before I got here.
STUDENT: Class started before I got here.
TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
(I Love this child)
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
(I Love this child)
TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
TEACHER: Winnie, name one important
thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
WINNIE: Me!
TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get
so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
TEACHER: George Washington not only
chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you
know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.....
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.....
TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me
frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my mother is a very good cook.
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my mother is a very good cook.
TEACHER: Clyde , your composition
on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when
people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher
HAROLD: A teacher
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