Best of Murphy's Law - part 3

Here is the last part of Murphy's Law, axioms, laws, rules, observations and quotes that have come down to us through history.

Courtois’ Rule: If people listened to themselves more often, they would talk less.

Gourd’s Axiom: A meeting is an event in which the minutes are kept and the hours are lost.

Boren’s Laws: When in doubt, mumble. When in trouble, delegate. When in charge, ponder.

Evan’s Law: If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs, then you just don’t understand the problem.

The Rule of Law: If the facts are against you, argue the law. If the law is against you, argue the facts. If the facts and the law are against you, yell like hell.

Finnigan’s Law: The farther away the future is, the better it looks.

Lowe’s Law: Success always occurs in private, and failure in full public view.

Horowitz’s Rule: Wisdom consists in when to avoid perfection.

Emerson’s Observation: In every work of genius, we recognize our rejected thoughts.

Malek’s Law: Any simple idea will be worded in the most complicated way.