Best of Murphy's Law - part 2

More of Murphy's Law

Meskimen’s Law: There’s never time to do it right, but there’s always time to do it over.

Allen’s Law: Almost anything is easier to get into than to get out of.

The Rockefeller Principle: Never do anything you wouldn’t be caught dead doing.

Jenning’s Corollary: The chance of the bread falling with the buttered side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.

Biondi’s Law: If your project doesn’t work, look for the part you didn’t think was important.

Van Gogh’s Law: Whatever plan one makes, there is a hidden difficulty somewhere.

The Roman Rule: The one who says it cannot be done should never interrupt the one who is doing it.

Aigner’s Axiom: No matter how well you perform your job, a superior will seek to modify the  results.

Putts’s Law: Technology is dominated by two types of people - those who understand what they do not manage, and those who manage what they do not understand.