Three-legged chicken

                               
I was driving one day along a country road, and came across a chicken running side by side with my car. Since I was driving pretty fast, I was surprised how the chicken could keep up with me. Until I noticed that it had three legs ! At one moment the chicken stopped at a bar, and being curious I followed her in the bar, which was filled with three-legged chicken snacking on junk food and whatever they could nibble on. In their midst was someone who looked like a farmer and I asked him about these incredible  creatures. He actually told me that he was the one who was able to develop a third leg on the chicken. When I asked him why he did this, his answer was pretty simple....’well, that’s because  my wife likes drumsticks, my twin boys  love drumsticks, and I happen to like them too...’  And my next question was expected and obvious...’and what do they taste like....?’His answer left me laughing hysterically: ‘I don’t know what they taste like.....,  I haven’t been able to catch one of them yet !’