CHICKENS:
The only creatures you eat before they are born and after they are dead.
ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both
ends and is now growing in the middle.
BEAUTY PARLOR: A place where women curl up and dye.
CANNIBAL: Someone who is fed up with people.
COMMITTEE: A body that keeps minutes and wastes
hours.
DUST: Mud with the juice squeezed out.
EGOTIST: Someone who is usually me-deep in
conversation.
GOSSIP: A person who will never tell a lie if the
truth will do more damage.
INFLATION: Cutting money in half without damaging
the paper.
MOSQUITO: An insect that makes you like flies
better.
RAISIN: Grape with a sunburn.
SECRET: Something you tell to one person at a time.
TOOTHACHE: The pain that drives you to extraction.
TOMORROW: One of the greatest labor saving devices
of today.
YAWN: An honest opinion openly expressed.
WRINKLES: Something other people have. You have
character lines.
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