The courage to change the things I cannot accept,
And the wisdom to hide the bodies of those I had to kill today,
because they got on my nerves.
Also help me to be careful of the toes I step on today,
As they may be connected to the feet I have to kiss tomorrow.
Help me always to give 100%..... 12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday,
40% on Wednesday, 20% on Thursday and 5% on Friday....
And help me to remember.....when I’m having a bad day,
And it seems that people are trying to wind me up...
That it takes 42 muscles to frown,
And only 28 muscles to smile.
(but using more muscles burns more calories.)
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