Funny Definitions

Here are a few other definitions:

Boss: Someone who is early when you are late, and late when you are early.

Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and shakes your confidence afterwards.

Classic: A book which people praise, but do not read.

Etc: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

Committee: A group of individuals who singly can do nothings, but together can decide that nothing can be done.

Experience: The name people give to their mistakes.
Teenager: When you're too young to do half the things you want to do, and too old to do the other half.
Mother: A person who does the work of twenty people....for free.
Tomorrow: A mystical land where 99% of all human productivity, motivation and achievements are stored.