The Art of.......

There really is an art in everything you do.......

Patience – the art of losing one’s temper slowly.

Music – the art of expressing that which cannot be put into words and that which cannot remain silent.

Drawing – the art of taking a line for a walk.

Conversation – the art of telling people a little less than they want to know.

Diplomacy – the art of shutting up and biting your tongue seven times before closing your mouth.

Painting – the art of protecting flat surfaces from the weather and exposing them to the art critic.

Inflation – the art of cutting a dollar (or paper Euro or pound) in two, without damaging the paper.

Living – the art of getting used to what we didn’t expect.

Fanaticism – the art by which one cannot change his mind, and won’t change the subject.

Smiling – the art of perfecting a giggle and a laugh, politely.